How many other things can you do while driving on the phone?

I think there should be a device installed on everyone’s vehicle called “The Silencer”. No, not like the ever popular gun attachment. I’m talking about a device that would prevent you from making or receiving calls while your car is running. I don’t care if the speed limit is 20 or 70, nobody can drive while talking on the cell phone (except me of course). There are so many intellectually impaired meatsacks driving on the highways going 20 under the speed limit, and that’s just the speed limit nobody obeys anyway. Not only is it just as dangerous as going too fast, but you’ve become an oblivious  promoter of road rage. How often does road rage end happily? Not too often. So please, if anyone can invent this, I’ll be more than happy to only take a 60% share of the profits.

Now, I can see some questions you may raise about this device. Well, because I’m so smart, I’ve compiled an FAQ list for The Silencer below. (more…)