Who in the hell is Justin Bieber!? Why is he so popular!?

This is a man right?

How did this guy, I mean girl, get a show on TV? How was she even creditable on radio!? I’m confused and her show is a trainwreck. Yet I can’t help but view it from time to time to see what will come next.

For the love of God, GO AWAY!!!!!!

Do we really have to do this all over again next season too???

So Facebook does the dreading deed of changing their homepage layout. I for one actually enjoy the new layouts, but what I hate the most are the comments about it from all of my friends when I log in. “I hate the new layout.” “This new layout is terrible!” Yadda yadda yadda. By next week, nobody is going to care and the time you spend joining those “Go Back to the Old Layout” groups, will be wasted.

Instead of getting upset over it for 5 minutes, just encourage it and figure it out. I’m pretty sure Facebook doesn’t care.

‘Nuff Said!!!

Quit trying to relive your glory days. You graduated 15 years ago and haven’t touched a football since. You aren’t “buff” in fact, you are overweight. The ladies on the treadmills aren’t impressed by your narcissistic flexing routine in front of the mirrors and, sorry to burst your bubble, but yelling “HHUUUHHHHH” at the top of your lungs with each rep doesn’t make you a badass.

Hang up your weight belt and stop cutting the sleeves off your t-shirts. Stop with the faux-hawk. Stop wearing sunglasses to the gym at night. Don’t get any more barbed-wire arm tattoos and, I beg you, stop chapping all of our asses.

Big thanks to Jason Cherry for the Chap!

I’m a simple man. I like simple things. I don’t need to be wow’d by over the top visuals to make me enjoy it. I know what I like in my social activities. I don’t like to ask for much but when you are going to take me someplace to drink, please be sure that some of these items can be checked. These are my bar necessities. (more…)

Oh...that's where they are!

NO SHIT ASSHOLE!!!! It’s a timeless event that leaves everybody pissed. Whether it’s you or the people around you, everyone is affected by a lost item. It could be keys, the remote control, your wallet, or perhaps a cheeto that fell out of your hands. Of course you have the person that goes, “Why don’t you check where you left it last?” WELL NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Now before I go on saying how stupid everyone is, this is an event that we are all guilty of. We’ve all been on both ends of the bargain but being the looker is terrible. However, you can be excuse by use of over-excessive drinking. That’s the one time where you losing your cell phone can be acceptable. Everything needs to come with a sensor…that way nothing is lost.

Make it "10 items or less" or "all you can carry"

There should be a new rule about self-checkout lanes at the grocery store, particularly Jewel because that’s where I go. It should be 10 items or less or all you can carry, especially in busy times of the day. I had to stand behind some slow ass WNBA hopeful as she clogged up the only lane open with her overfilled cart. At what point did she think that would be acceptable to the people behind her? If you think about it, because your scanning and bagging everything yourself, you are taking WAY more time doing that. And you see the picture above? Not a whole lot of room to put your items after scanning, especially when that dumb machine expects you to put the items you just scanned on that ledge.

I was über mad because I was in a rush and this predicament forced me to go into another lane that forced me to interact with people. Ugh!

Please people when I die…if you really loved me at all…Do not…I repeat DO NOT honor my memory by way of a bumber sticker type sticky on the rear windshield of your car.  Why do this?  I see multiple of these “In memory of so and so 1928-2000″  during my daily commute.  Do you want me to feel sorry for you that you know someone who died?  Normal I consider myself to be a pretty empathetic soul.  However your complete lack of appropriate grieving and attention seeking behavior is what really causes me concern…and quite honestly chaps my ass!