Seriously Chicago, this may be an exageration, but can we please get back to summer in the near future? I’m really not a fan of pulling out sweaters in the month of June.

HUMMBRELLA!!!

Alright, listen up! I really can’t stand people with their huge ass umbrellas. Seriously, I am walking down the side walk, trying not to be swept away from all the rain and wind and I have to dodge these inconsiderate people with these huge “golf” umbrellas. It would be one thing if these people would scoot to one side as far as they could so they don’t knock into you with those spikes on the umbrellas. I completely understand, no one wants to get wet, but they make more appeasing umbrellas. It is kind of like driving a Geo Metro and being blasted by a hummer. I guess the people who buy the Hummers, you know what they say, try to make up for what they don¹t have. Maybe these people with tent umbrellas are trying to replace incompetence in their lives. Please be more considerate with your choice of umbrella. Don’t be a hummer.